Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Host



This book is really long, and we are lazy. Sorry folks.

19 comments:

  1. Like hell am I ever reading that.

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  2. Please just stick to Animorphs. This IS an ANIMORPHS review blog. Delete that book, or just don't add any more random books on here besides Animorphs. Thanks! :/

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    1. :) And it's not exactly a "random" book... check out the plot summary. It's like Animorphs, minus the morphing and plus THE POWER OF LOVE.

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    2. I admit I would totally be a spiteful little douchebag and review the book after that.

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    3. Next year you should review the movie "The Faculty". It's like Animorphs, minus the morphing and plus Elijah Wood.U__U

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    4. I second the other anonymous. I now think you guys should definitely review it.

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    5. Naw, you guys should review _The Corrections_! It's just like _Animorphs_ minus the morphing, the animals, the aliens, the brain slugs... What do you mean I don't get the joke?

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  3. I want to read it just to compare it unfavorably to Animorphs fan fiction I've read. Since that's all it really is.

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  4. Plus Stephanie Meyer barely bothered to change the name of her author stand in- Melanie Stryder.

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    1. Wow. I didn't know that I could feel any more contempt for Stephanie Meyer than I already did, but here we are.

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  5. Lol I so would read your review of that book too.

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  6. A fine April Fool's day gag! I had a serious WTF moment before remembering the date.

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  7. LOL I would have loved reading a review for that XD

    I hope you know how much I love that Ax smiley.

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  8. I'm actually reading this now. It's not so bad. It has some potential for interesting worldbuilding in there, although it hasn't been explored. I'm not holding my breath.

    The Souls are not much like the yeerks, I will say.

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  9. This is just a blatant copycat of Animorphs. The parasites even reproduce like the Yeerks.
    If Stephanie Meyers reads this, Good Gosh women can't you write anything without a love triangle?

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  10. Didn't you know guys - Love triangles are the with it new thing. We see it in Twilight. Hunger Games. Host. There'll probably be one in the new star wars and redone Animorphs...

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